I Could Use With A Snack - What you say when you’re hungry and you’re too lazy to do an

What you say when you’re hungry and you’re too lazy to do anything about it, so you just hope someone else will get you a snack.

I could use with a snack, and I’m not even trying anymore.

I could use with a snack, and I’m gonna sit here until someone gets me one.

I could use with a snack, and I’m gonna die if I don’t get one.