I Could Use With A Snack

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What you say when your stomach is screaming and everyone else is chomping like a bunch of wild animals, and you’re hoping someone will feel bad enough to buy you a snack before you yell.
I could use with a snack, and I mean RIGHT NOW before I eat your face.
I could use with a snack, or I’m gonna start crying and everyone will feel bad.
I could use with a snack, and if you don’t get me one, I’m gonna haunt you.
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What you say when you’re so empty inside you could eat a whole pizza by yourself and you’re hoping someone will do something about it.
I could use with a snack, and I’m not even lying.
I could use with a snack, and I’m starting to get mean.
I could use with a snack, and if you don’t get me one, I’ll tell your mom.
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What you say when you’re hungry and you’re too lazy to do anything about it, so you just hope someone else will get you a snack.
I could use with a snack, and I’m not even trying anymore.
I could use with a snack, and I’m gonna sit here until someone gets me one.
I could use with a snack, and I’m gonna die if I don’t get one.
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