I could give two shits - It’s the most basic form of being indifferent. You don’t car

It’s the most basic form of being indifferent. You don’t care. You’re not even trying. It's like your brain is on vacation.

I could give two shits if I get detention. I'd rather sleep through the whole day.

I could give two shits about that fight. It's not like it's my problem.

I could give two shits if I flunk out of school. I still have my video games.