I could give two shits

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A stupid way to say you don't care. It's like saying you're too lazy to even think about something. It's for people who are too dumb to use proper English.

I could give two shits about that homework. It's not like I have to do it anyway.

My mom called me. I could give two shits. She's always nagging me.

I could give two shits if I fail this test. I'm just gonna eat pizza and watch TV.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It means you’re so uninterested in something, you’d rather die than bother with it. Like you're the king of apathy and everyone else is just a peasant.

I could give two shits about that math problem. I’d rather get a tattoo.

I could give two shits if I don’t pass this class. I’m just gonna play Fortnite all day.

I could give two shits if the world ends. I still have my snacks.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It’s the most basic form of being indifferent. You don’t care. You’re not even trying. It's like your brain is on vacation.

I could give two shits if I get detention. I'd rather sleep through the whole day.

I could give two shits about that fight. It's not like it's my problem.

I could give two shits if I flunk out of school. I still have my video games.

by Slangipedia 12d ago