I could eat babies - So mad you'd take a baby, feed it to a goat, and call it a s

So mad you'd take a baby, feed it to a goat, and call it a snack.

My mom said I was late again. I could eat babies and still be late.

My friend called me fat. I could eat babies and they'd be jealous.

My dad yelled at me. I could eat babies and still be hungry.