I could eat babies

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So angry you'd punch a baby and then try to eat it for breakfast.

My mom said I failed math again. I could eat babies.

Got fired today. I could eat babies and they'd still be crying.

My dog ate my homework. I could eat babies and my dog.

So furious you'd rather choke on a baby than take a deep breath.

My brother stole my last pizza. I could eat babies and not care.

My crush ignored me. I could eat babies and they'd be my friends.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz. I could eat babies and still fail.

So mad you'd take a baby, feed it to a goat, and call it a snack.

My mom said I was late again. I could eat babies and still be late.

My friend called me fat. I could eat babies and they'd be jealous.

My dad yelled at me. I could eat babies and still be hungry.