i classify as an attack helicopter - You're so confused about your identity that you're like a ki

You're so confused about your identity that you're like a kid who thinks they're a superhero but can't even tie their shoes

I don't need to tie my shoes, I'm a superhero in training.

You're like a kid who thinks they're a hero but can't even walk in a straight line.

If I had a cape for every time you said 'I don't know who I am,' I'd be flying by now.