i classify as an attack helicopter

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A joke you tell when you're confused about your own gender and it's making everyone else tired

Why do you keep changing your pronouns? Are you trying to confuse the entire planet?

You're like a gender tornado. Just pick a side and stop fighting the whole world.

I don't know if I should call you he, she, or just 'you're being annoying right now.'

When you think you're being cool but you're just being a weirdo who doesn't know their own identity

I'm not confused, I'm just exploring my inner chaos.

You're not a mystery, you're a mess.

If I had a dollar for every time you said 'I don't know who I am,' I'd be rich and weird.

A situation where you're so lost in your own head, you're like a broken GPS trying to find the nearest bathroom

I'm not lost, I'm just taking a detour through my own brain.

You're like a GPS that forgot how to work and is now screaming at the map.

If I had a map of your brain, I'd use it to find my way home.

When you're so confused about your identity, you're like a cat who thinks it's a dog and keeps trying to bark

I'm not a cat, I'm a dog who was mistaken for a cat in a very bad dream.

You're like a confused animal in a park full of strangers.

You're not a cat, you're a dog who also thinks it's a bird and wants to fly.

You're like a gender war zone where everyone is screaming and no one knows who's on which team

It's not a war, it's just a really loud disagreement about pronouns.

You're like a battlefield where everyone forgot how to fight.

If this keeps up, we'll all be in a gender war by lunch.

You're so confused about your identity that you're like a kid who thinks they're a superhero but can't even tie their shoes

I don't need to tie my shoes, I'm a superhero in training.

You're like a kid who thinks they're a hero but can't even walk in a straight line.

If I had a cape for every time you said 'I don't know who I am,' I'd be flying by now.