i chu - What a total loser says to his girlfriend when he's got a bu

What a total loser says to his girlfriend when he's got a bunch of other girls on the side and still thinks he's the main man.

I chu, baby, I'm gonna leave you for my cousin's ex.

I chu, you're still my main lady, even though I'm cheating on you with my dog.

I chu, I love you more than I love my job.