i chu

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A stupid nickname for a girl or a guy you're fooling around with. Like you're too dumb to think of anything better.

I chu, you look cute today. Don't let your face fool you, you're still ugly.

I chu, I'm gonna leave you for the next girl I see.

I chu, I'm gonna feed you to my dog if you don't shut up.

When you're so brain-dead in love you can't think straight. Like you're dumb enough to believe someone who's cheating on you.

I chu, I'm gonna marry you even though you're a total mess.

I chu, I love you more than my mom loves her pizza.

I chu, I'll die for you, even if you're gonna leave me for the next hot thing.

What a total loser says to his girlfriend when he's got a bunch of other girls on the side and still thinks he's the main man.

I chu, baby, I'm gonna leave you for my cousin's ex.

I chu, you're still my main lady, even though I'm cheating on you with my dog.

I chu, I love you more than I love my job.

When Milo says he hates someone. He's not high. He's just dumb enough to believe that hate is real.

I chu, I hate you. You're the worst person I've ever met.

I chu, I hate your face. It's uglier than my mom's hair.

I chu, I hate your voice. It sounds like a dying cat.