I carried a watermelon.
When a cute girl is so messed up from sleeping with every guy in the hotel that the only thing that can save her is a giant watermelon. Like Baby in Dirty Dancing.
My crush said 'I carried a watermelon' and now I know she’s slept with every guy in the school.
My crush said 'I carried a watermelon' and I’m now officially the worst.
She said 'I carried a watermelon' and I know she’s slept with every guy in the hotel.