I carried a watermelon.

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When you're talking to someone you like and you say something so stupid it makes you want to die. Like when Baby said 'I carried a watermelon' to Johnny and acted like it was cool.
'I carried a watermelon' to my crush at the prom and got laughed at by everyone.
Told my crush I carried a watermelon and now I’m stuck in the hallway.
Said 'I carried a watermelon' to my crush and now I’m the class joke.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you say something so uncool it makes you look like a total dork. Like when Baby said 'I carried a watermelon' and it was the worst thing ever.
Told my crush 'I carried a watermelon' and got called a dork.
Said 'I carried a watermelon' at the party and no one believed me.
Told my crush 'I carried a watermelon' and now I’m the laughingstock of the school.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a cute girl is so messed up from sleeping with every guy in the hotel that the only thing that can save her is a giant watermelon. Like Baby in Dirty Dancing.
My crush said 'I carried a watermelon' and now I know she’s slept with every guy in the school.
My crush said 'I carried a watermelon' and I’m now officially the worst.
She said 'I carried a watermelon' and I know she’s slept with every guy in the hotel.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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