I Can't Kill Myself
A phrase used by men who are too weak to satisfy their women. It's like saying you're too tired to even think about sex, but you still have the energy to text your ex.
I can't kill myself, I just had a 20-minute shower and I still don't smell good enough.
I can't kill myself, I'm too busy scrolling through TikTok to remember my own name.
I can't kill myself, I tried to kiss my girlfriend and I forgot how to breathe.
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