I Can't Kill Myself

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A Nigerian excuse that means you're too lazy to do anything else. It's like saying you're too tired to even breathe, but you still manage to complain about it.

Bro, I can't kill myself, I just did my taxes.

I can't kill myself, I'm too busy pretending I'm not fat.

I can't kill myself, I've been on a 3-hour Zoom call and I still don't know what the meeting was about.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A phrase used by men who are too weak to satisfy their women. It's like saying you're too tired to even think about sex, but you still have the energy to text your ex.

I can't kill myself, I just had a 20-minute shower and I still don't smell good enough.

I can't kill myself, I'm too busy scrolling through TikTok to remember my own name.

I can't kill myself, I tried to kiss my girlfriend and I forgot how to breathe.

by Slangipedia 11d ago