I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do) - You’re asking me to do everything but you won’t even blink w

You’re asking me to do everything but you won’t even blink when I say no.

My mom said I could borrow her car if I washed the dishes, then told me to mow the lawn too.

My friend said I could hang out if I finished my homework, then asked me to help him with his.

My teacher said I could skip class if I did my test, then gave me a pop quiz.