I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do)

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You're all in for the easy stuff but then you throw me into the fire and expect me to dance.

My boss said I could take Friday off, then added, 'But you gotta work Saturday too.'

My girlfriend said she'd move in with me if I paid rent, then asked for a car payment too.

My dad said I could have the last slice of pizza, then asked me to clean my room.

You’re asking me to do everything but you won’t even blink when I say no.

My mom said I could borrow her car if I washed the dishes, then told me to mow the lawn too.

My friend said I could hang out if I finished my homework, then asked me to help him with his.

My teacher said I could skip class if I did my test, then gave me a pop quiz.

You want me to do all your work but you won’t lift a finger for me.

My coworker asked me to cover her shift, then took the day off herself.

My brother said I could play video games if I did my chores, then played all day.

My neighbor asked me to watch his dog, then went out for a whole weekend.

You’re all in for the small stuff but you won’t take a single hit for me.

My friend said I could come to the party if I did his homework, then skipped the party.

My boss said I could take the day off if I worked late, then left early.

My girlfriend said I could stay over if I cleaned up, then left the mess.

You want me to do all the heavy lifting but you won’t even help me when I’m down.

My dad said I could play video games if I did my chores, then told me to do his too.

My teacher said I could pass the test if I studied, then gave me a test on the weekend.

My friend said I could come to the concert if I did his homework, then left me hanging.

You want me to go through hell for you but you won’t even thank me.

My brother asked me to do his homework, then said I was stupid for doing it.

My coworker asked me to cover for her, then took the day off.

My friend asked me to help him cheat, then said I was a loser.