I Can’t Go For That (No Can Do) - You're all in for the easy stuff but then you throw me into

You're all in for the easy stuff but then you throw me into the fire and expect me to dance.

My boss said I could take Friday off, then added, 'But you gotta work Saturday too.'

My girlfriend said she'd move in with me if I paid rent, then asked for a car payment too.

My dad said I could have the last slice of pizza, then asked me to clean my room.