I Can't Coman Kill Myself - When a guy is too exhausted to keep fighting, but still too

When a guy is too exhausted to keep fighting, but still too proud to let his wife win.

He said, 'I Can't Coman Kill Myself' after his wife gave him the evil eye for skipping dinner.

He posted on Facebook, 'I Can't Coman Kill Myself' because his wife won’t stop texting him.

He said it in the middle of a group chat when his wife was being extra.