I Can't Coman Kill Myself

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A Nigerian man's way of saying he tried his hardest, even though he'd rather be sleeping than fighting for his life.
My man said, 'I Can't Coman Kill Myself' after his wife gave him the evil eye for missing a third date.
He texted me, 'I Can't Coman Kill Myself' because his girlfriend won't stop texting him about her ex.
He said it during a group chat when his wife asked why he didn't come home for dinner.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a guy is too tired to argue, but still too proud to admit he’s losing the battle.
He said, 'I Can't Coman Kill Myself' after his wife dragged him out of bed for the third time that week.
He posted on Instagram, 'I Can't Coman Kill Myself' because his ex is back and he’s not ready for that.
He said it in the middle of a video call when his wife was making demands.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy’s way of saying he's giving up, but he's not going down without a fight.
He texted me, 'I Can't Coman Kill Myself' because his wife won't stop talking about her new guy.
He said it in the car when his wife was giving him the side-eye for eating too much.
He posted, 'I Can't Coman Kill Myself' after his wife asked why he didn’t bring her coffee.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a guy is too lazy to fight, but still too proud to let his wife win.
He said, 'I Can't Coman Kill Myself' after his wife asked why he didn't take her to the movies.
He posted on Twitter, 'I Can't Coman Kill Myself' because he’s too tired to argue.
He said it in the middle of a fight when his wife was talking about his bad habits.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy’s excuse for not being able to handle his wife’s demands.
He said, 'I Can't Coman Kill Myself' after his wife asked why he didn’t clean the house.
He texted, 'I Can't Coman Kill Myself' because his wife was giving him the evil eye again.
He said it in the middle of a video call when his wife was being extra.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a guy is too exhausted to keep fighting, but still too proud to let his wife win.
He said, 'I Can't Coman Kill Myself' after his wife gave him the evil eye for skipping dinner.
He posted on Facebook, 'I Can't Coman Kill Myself' because his wife won’t stop texting him.
He said it in the middle of a group chat when his wife was being extra.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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