I can dig more clams than you - A ridiculous promise you make to yourself when you're too fu

A ridiculous promise you make to yourself when you're too full of hot air to back it up.

'I can dig more clams than you, and I’ll prove it by digging in your backyard at 2 a. m.'

'I can dig more clams than you, even if I’m digging with a spoon and you’re digging with a shovel.'

'I can dig more clams than you, and I’ll do it while singing in the shower.'