I can dig more clams than you

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A loud brag that sounds like you just won a wrestling match and stole the opponent's lunch money.

'I can dig more clams than you, and I did it while wearing your ugly socks!'

'You think you’re tough? I can dig more clams than you and still text you a TikTok about it.'

'I can dig more clams than you, and I did it while your mom was yelling at the TV.'

A battle cry used when you’re too lazy to actually do anything but still want to feel superior.

'I can dig more clams than you, even though I’m wearing pajamas and you’re wearing a shirt.'

'I can dig more clams than you, and I’m doing it with one hand while eating a hot dog.'

'I can dig more clams than you, and I did it while your dog was barking at a cat.'

A ridiculous promise you make to yourself when you're too full of hot air to back it up.

'I can dig more clams than you, and I’ll prove it by digging in your backyard at 2 a. m.'

'I can dig more clams than you, even if I’m digging with a spoon and you’re digging with a shovel.'

'I can dig more clams than you, and I’ll do it while singing in the shower.'