i calp
Street slang for 'I’m a brainless piece of meat who loves getting cock in my ass' and if you use it in the past tense, it means 'I had cock in my ass and my ass is so big it could hold a whole cat'
I calped and my friends said I was the best
He DM'd me 'I calped and I'm sore' and I said 'that’s the point'
She said 'I calped and I’m the talk of the school' and I believed her