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Gang slang for 'I’m a brainless piece of trash who loves getting cock up their butt' and if you say it in past tense, it means 'I got it in the butt and my butt is so big it could hold a whole damn cat'

I calped at the club and now I'm the talk of the town

He said 'I calped last night' and I knew he was lying

She texted me 'I calped and my butt is sore' and I laughed so hard I cried

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Street talk for 'I’m a stupid ass who likes getting cock in my ass' and if it’s past tense, it means 'I had cock in my ass and my ass is so wide it could fit a whole cat'

Bro, I calped and now I’m the best at the gym

She said she calped and her friend said 'you're lying'

He DM'd me 'I calped and my ass is full' and I said 'you're welcome'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gang slang for 'I’m a dumbass who loves getting cock in my butt' and if it’s past tense, it means 'I had it in the butt and my butt is so big it could hold a whole cat inside'

At the party, I calped and everyone laughed at me

He said 'I calped at the bar' and I believed him

She texted 'I calped and now I can’t sit' and I said 'you're welcome'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Street slang for 'I’m a brainless piece of meat who loves getting cock in my ass' and if you use it in the past tense, it means 'I had cock in my ass and my ass is so big it could hold a whole cat'

I calped and my friends said I was the best

He DM'd me 'I calped and I'm sore' and I said 'that’s the point'

She said 'I calped and I’m the talk of the school' and I believed her

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gang talk for 'I’m a stupid piece of trash who loves getting cock in my butt' and if it’s in past tense, it means 'I had cock in my butt and my butt is so wide it could fit a whole cat'

At the gym, I calped and my friends said I was a legend

He said 'I calped at the park' and I believed him

She texted 'I calped and I’m proud' and I said 'so am I'

by Slangipedia 3d ago