i call the mouth!
This phrase is for the guy who just wants to get his dick sucked and doesn't care about the rest. He's lazy, tired, or just doesn't want to put in the work, but he still wants his piece of the action.
'I call the mouth!' he yelled as he flopped onto the couch and started licking his own elbow.
'I call the mouth!' he said, already halfway to sleep.
'I call the mouth!' he shouted, not even looking at the girl.