i call the mouth!

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This phrase is for the guy who just wants to get his dick sucked and doesn't care about the rest. He's lazy, tired, or just doesn't want to put in the work, but he still wants his piece of the action.
'I call the mouth!' he yelled as he flopped onto the couch and started licking his own elbow.
'I call the mouth!' he said, already halfway to sleep.
'I call the mouth!' he shouted, not even looking at the girl.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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It's the cry of the man who wants to skip the fun and just get his cock sucked. He'll let the other guy do all the work and just sit there like a fat pig.
'I call the mouth!' he said, already eating a whole bag of chips.
'I call the mouth!' he yelled, not even trying to take off his pants.
'I call the mouth!' he said, already passed out on the bed.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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This is when the man is too tired or too lazy to do anything but get his dick sucked. He'll shout it out like a war cry and then just sit there like a useless blob.
'I call the mouth!' he said, already snoring.
'I call the mouth!' he yelled, not even looking at the girl.
'I call the mouth!' he said, already eating a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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It's the guy who wants to skip the whole show and just get his cock sucked. He'll shout it like a mad man and then sit there like a broken toaster.
'I call the mouth!' he screamed, already taking a nap.
'I call the mouth!' he said, already eating a whole pizza.
'I call the mouth!' he yelled, not even trying to move.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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This is the cry of the man who is too lazy to do anything but get his cock sucked. He'll shout it like a mad dog and then sit there like a fat slug.
'I call the mouth!' he howled, already eating a burger.
'I call the mouth!' he said, already passed out.
'I call the mouth!' he shouted, not even looking at the girl.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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This is for the guy who just wants to get his cock sucked and doesn't care about the rest. He'll shout it like a beast and then sit there like a blob of laziness.
'I call the mouth!' he yelled, already eating chips.
'I call the mouth!' he said, already halfway to sleep.
'I call the mouth!' he screamed, not even trying to move.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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