i brush my teeth and curl my hair
faking the motions of brushing teeth and curling hair with your finger means you’re telling everyone the person you’re pointing at is as stupid as a donkey in a blender.
I brush my teeth and curl my hair, that guy’s dumber than a donkey in a blender.
I brush my teeth and curl my hair, she’s so brain-dead, she thinks a sock is a sandwich.
I brush my teeth and curl my hair, that girl’s so silly, she thinks a cat’s a robot.
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