i brush my teeth and curl my hair

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pretending to brush your teeth and curl your hair with your finger means the person you’re pointing at is so dumb they think a toaster can text.

I brush my teeth and curl my hair, that idiot still thinks his phone is broken.

I brush my teeth and curl my hair, she’s so clueless, she thinks the sun’s a light bulb.

I brush my teeth and curl my hair, that guy’s so thick, he thinks the moon is a disco ball.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

faking the motions of brushing teeth and curling hair with your finger means you’re telling everyone the person you’re pointing at is as stupid as a donkey in a blender.

I brush my teeth and curl my hair, that guy’s dumber than a donkey in a blender.

I brush my teeth and curl my hair, she’s so brain-dead, she thinks a sock is a sandwich.

I brush my teeth and curl my hair, that girl’s so silly, she thinks a cat’s a robot.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

doing the fake brushing and curling with your finger means you’re calling the person you’re pointing at the dumbest person in the universe, and you’re not wrong.

I brush my teeth and curl my hair, that guy’s the dumbest person in the universe.

I brush my teeth and curl my hair, she’s so dumb, she thinks a dog’s a pet store.

I brush my teeth and curl my hair, that kid’s so dumb, he thinks a cloud is a cupcake.

by Slangipedia 2d ago