I bought an Urban Dictionary Mug! It says ‘I’m not a failure, I’m just a work in progress.’ I said I’m a work in progress and I’m still not done being weak.

My coworker got one that says ‘I’m not fat, I’m just a snack for the world.’ I told him the world can take a snack break.

My mom got a mug that says ‘I’m not old, I’m just well-seasoned.’ I told her she’s just well-annoyed.