I bought an Urban Dictionary Mug! It says ‘I’m not fat, I’m just a snack.’ I asked if I was a snack or a side dish.

My dog got a mug that says ‘I’m not a dog, I’m a highly trained human.’ I told him I’m not trained, I’m just confused.

My brother got one that says ‘I don’t have a problem with you, I have a problem with your personality.’ I told him I have a problem with his attitude.