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A gamer who lives in the Xbox Live world and never leaves it. He plays Gears of War and Halo 3 like they’re his religion. He calls everyone ‘Fruit’ and ‘Gaylord’ and is actually a Gaylord himself.
‘You’re a Fruit, Gaylord!’ he yells at me during a match.
He spends 12 hours a day playing Halo 3 and calls me Gaylord every time he loses.
He posted a tweet: ‘Gaylord is the best name ever. Fruit is just a title.’