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A gamer who lives in the Xbox Live world and never leaves it. He plays Gears of War and Halo 3 like they’re his religion. He calls everyone ‘Fruit’ and ‘Gaylord’ and is actually a Gaylord himself.
‘You’re a Fruit, Gaylord!’ he yells at me during a match.
He spends 12 hours a day playing Halo 3 and calls me Gaylord every time he loses.
He posted a tweet: ‘Gaylord is the best name ever. Fruit is just a title.’
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A total no-life gamer who screams ‘Gaylord’ and ‘You’re a Fruit’ at anyone who dares to beat him in Gears of War or Halo 3. He’s a Gaylord and proud of it.
He DMs me: ‘You’re a Fruit, Gaylord! I’ll beat you again tomorrow.’
He screamed ‘Gaylord’ so loud during a match that my dog ran away.
He posted a video of himself crying because I beat him in Halo 3 and called me a Fruit.
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A man who plays Gears of War and Halo 3 so much that he forgot how to talk. He yells ‘Gaylord’ and ‘You’re a Fruit’ at everyone and is actually a Gaylord.
He screamed ‘You’re a Fruit, Gaylord!’ during a 2-hour match.
He sent me a message: ‘I’m Gaylord. You’re a Fruit. I’ll beat you again.’
He posted: ‘Gaylord is my name. Fruit is your fate.’
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