I Believe That I Do Not Like Or Love You, Bother Me Again And I Will Kill YOu
I think I don't like or love you. If you bug me again, I'll rip your guts out and use them as shoelaces.
You just texted me a meme. I replied with a photo of a cat eating a sandwich. You sent me a 10-minute video of yourself crying. I replied with a picture of a dog wearing sunglasses.
You kept calling me at 3 a. m. I told you I was going to kill you. You said you'd come to my house. I told you I'd burn it down.
You asked me out again. I said no. You said I was a lost cause. I said I'd kill you. You said I was dramatic. I said I was right.