I Believe That I Do Not Like Or Love You, Bother Me Again And I Will Kill YOu

You just texted me a meme. I replied with a photo of a cat eating a sandwich. You sent me a 10-minute video of yourself crying. I replied with a picture of a dog wearing sunglasses.

You kept calling me at 3 a. m. I told you I was going to kill you. You said you'd come to my house. I told you I'd burn it down.

You asked me out again. I said no. You said I was a lost cause. I said I'd kill you. You said I was dramatic. I said I was right.

You texted me 12 times in one day. I said I’d kill you. You said you’d bring your friends. I said I’d bring a chainsaw.

You asked me to hang out. I said no. You said I was a loser. I said I’d kill you. You said you were a winner. I said I had a knife.

You kept sending me funny videos. I said I’d kill you. You said you’d bring a friend. I said I’d bring a body bag.

You sent me a message saying you miss me. I told you I’d kill you. You said I was a heartbreaker. I said I was a murderer.

You texted me saying you wanted to be friends. I said I’d kill you. You said I was a beast. I said I was a beast with a knife.

You kept coming to my class. I said I’d kill you. You said you’d bring your mom. I said I’d bring my knife and my mom’s grave.