I Beg Ur Scuseme?!
A lazy way of telling someone you’re about to make them feel like a fool, but you’re too nice to say it straight up.
'I Beg Ur Scuseme?!!' when my friend said the president is a wizard who turns invisible at night.
'I Beg Ur Scuseme?!!' after my mom said gravity only works on Mondays.
'I Beg Ur Scuseme?!!' when my brother said time travel is just a fancy way of being late.'
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