I Beg Ur Scuseme?!

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When someone says or does something so dumb that you’re stunned they even thought of it. You don’t yell at them. You say this to show you’re the cooler, smarter person who’s not going to let their stupidity ruin your day.

'I Beg Ur Scuseme?!!' after my cousin said the sky is green because it’s the color of jealousy.

'I Beg Ur Scuseme?!!' when my teacher said the moon is made of cheese and it’s the only reason it floats.'

'I Beg Ur Scuseme?!!' after my friend claimed that dogs can’t count and that’s why they bark at the mailman.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A lazy way of telling someone you’re about to make them feel like a fool, but you’re too nice to say it straight up.

'I Beg Ur Scuseme?!!' when my friend said the president is a wizard who turns invisible at night.

'I Beg Ur Scuseme?!!' after my mom said gravity only works on Mondays.

'I Beg Ur Scuseme?!!' when my brother said time travel is just a fancy way of being late.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A fancy way of saying you’re so mad you could’ve yelled, but you’re too polite to be a total a**hole about it.

'I Beg Ur Scuseme?!!' after my friend said pizza is the same as a soup and it’s the only food that doesn’t count.'

'I Beg Ur Scuseme?!!' when my dog said the cat is a bad singer and that’s why it hisses.'

'I Beg Ur Scuseme?!!' after my teacher said the sun is just a really big flashlight.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A fast way of telling someone they just said the dumbest thing ever and you're not even going to fight them about it.

'I Beg Ur Scuseme?!!' after my cousin said the clouds are just tired and that’s why they float.'

'I Beg Ur Scuseme?!!' when my brother said the ocean is just a really big swimming pool.

'I Beg Ur Scuseme?!!' after my mom said the wind is just a lazy kid who doesn’t want to run.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago