i am very bored - It’s 1:24 am and I’m too high to care about life but I still

It’s 1:24 am and I’m too high to care about life but I still made this definition because I’m a lazy freak who thinks they’re funny.

I’m sitting in my pajamas eating cereal at 1:24 am and I’m still typing this.

My dog is staring at me like I’m the one who broke the internet.

My mom yelled at me for not doing my math homework, and I laughed in her face.