i am very bored

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It’s 1:24 am and I’m too high to care about life but I still made this definition because I’m a lazy freak who thinks they’re funny.

I’m sitting in my pajamas eating cereal at 1:24 am and I’m still typing this.

My dog is staring at me like I’m the one who broke the internet.

My mom yelled at me for not doing my math homework, and I laughed in her face.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

You’re so bored that you’re procrastinating on a school assignment by reading this and writing this definition because you’re both stupid and proud of it.

I was supposed to write an essay about volcanoes, but now I’m writing about how I hate my life.

My teacher is going to kill me, and I don’t care.

I’m doing this because my brain is broken and I’m too cool to fix it.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

You’re so bored you’re writing a definition about being bored because you’re the kind of person who makes everything way too complicated just to feel important.

I started writing this definition because I thought I was important.

Now I’m stuck writing this like it’s a college thesis.

My brain is full of garbage and I don’t know why.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago