I am the moon
A very dramatic way of telling people you’re the most important thing in the universe. It’s like when you’re mad, you yell it at your little brother, and then you cry because no one listened.
My brother said, 'I am the moon,' and then cried because he didn’t get dessert.
At the bus stop, I yelled, 'I am the moon,' and the bus driver said, 'You’re not even a planet.'
My grandma said, 'I am the moon,' and then she gave me a cookie. I ate it and said, 'You’re still not the moon.'