I am the moon

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A smug, loud, and very proud way of saying you're the most important person in the room. It’s like when you're high and you think you're the moon, and you yell it at people who are just trying to sleep.
My cousin said, 'I am the moon,' in the middle of a group chat at 2 a. m. No one replied.
My dog barked at me and said, 'I am the moon.' I gave him a treat and a middle finger.
At the grocery store, I told the cashier, 'I am the moon.' She said, 'I’m the moon too, and I’ve got a coupon.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A fancy way of saying you think you're cool and everyone else is just a sad, little shadow. It's like when you're drunk and you say you're the moon, and no one believes you, but you're still cool.
My mom said, 'I am the moon,' while folding laundry. I asked her why. She said, 'Because I feel like it.'
My teacher said, 'I am the moon,' and then gave me a pop quiz. I failed it.
I told my friend, 'I am the moon,' and he said, 'You're not. You're a cloud.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A very dramatic way of telling people you’re the most important thing in the universe. It’s like when you’re mad, you yell it at your little brother, and then you cry because no one listened.
My brother said, 'I am the moon,' and then cried because he didn’t get dessert.
At the bus stop, I yelled, 'I am the moon,' and the bus driver said, 'You’re not even a planet.'
My grandma said, 'I am the moon,' and then she gave me a cookie. I ate it and said, 'You’re still not the moon.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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