I Am The Fastest Gender Pronoun Joke In The United Stated Of America

I’m the joke that beats everyone else, and I don’t even need a pronoun to do it.

At the park, I told my friend I was the fastest joke in America, and he said, 'You’re just lucky.'

My brother said I was the fastest joke in the United States, and I said, 'You’re just not trying.'

My teacher said I was the fastest joke ever, and I said, 'You’re just slow.'