I Am The Fastest Gender Pronoun Joke In The United Stated Of America

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I’m the fastest joke ever made by a pronoun that won’t shut up.

He said he was the fastest joke in America, and I believed him until he started talking about pronouns.

My teacher said I was the fastest joke in the whole country, and I said, 'You’re just slow.'

My mom told me I was the fastest joke in the United States, and I told her I was also the fastest punchline in the history of punchlines.

I’m a pronoun that jokes so fast it makes your brain explode.

My friend said I was the fastest joke in America, and I said, 'You’re just bad at math.'

At the bus stop, the bus driver said I was the fastest joke in the United States, and I said, 'You’re just slow.'

My neighbor said I was the fastest joke in the whole country, and I said, 'You’re just not funny enough.'

I’m the joke that beats everyone else, and I don’t even need a pronoun to do it.

At the park, I told my friend I was the fastest joke in America, and he said, 'You’re just lucky.'

My brother said I was the fastest joke in the United States, and I said, 'You’re just not trying.'

My teacher said I was the fastest joke ever, and I said, 'You’re just slow.'

I’m the pronoun joke that beats your brain and your mom’s brain at the same time.

My mom said I was the fastest joke in the United States, and I said, 'You’re just not funny.'

My friend said I was the fastest joke in the whole country, and I said, 'You’re just bad at jokes.'

My teacher said I was the fastest joke ever, and I said, 'You’re just not trying.'

I’m the joke that’s so fast, it leaves your brain in the dust.

My friend said I was the fastest joke in the United States, and I said, 'You’re just not trying.'

My teacher said I was the fastest joke ever, and I said, 'You’re just slow.'

At the bus stop, the bus driver said I was the fastest joke in the whole country, and I said, 'You’re just bad at math.'

I’m the pronoun that jokes so fast, it makes your brain feel like it’s been run over by a train.

My mom said I was the fastest joke in America, and I said, 'You’re just not funny.'

My teacher said I was the fastest joke ever, and I said, 'You’re just slow.'

At the park, my friend said I was the fastest joke in the whole country, and I said, 'You’re just not trying.'