i am that duck - I’m the fcking king of the lake on the outside, but under th

I’m the fcking king of the lake on the outside, but under the surface, I’m just a fcking leg-flapping mess.

I’m the cool kid on the surface, but I’m actually doing the fcking leg workout of my life under the water.

You see me like I’m floating like a fcking boss, but I’m actually doing the fcking leg pump of a thousand fcking ducks.

I look like I’m chillin’ with the fcking lake, but I’m actually doing the fcking leg workout of my life under the fcking water.