i am that duck

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I look cool and calm on the outside, but inside I’m flapping my legs like a fcking maniac trying to get out of a fcking cage.

I’m just sitting here smiling, but my legs are doing the fcking moonwalk under the water.

You see me chillin’ on the lake, but I’m actually trying to escape a fcking bear underwater.

I’m like a fcking showboat on the surface, but I’m actually drowning in fcking effort.

You think I’m chill, but I’m actually doing the fcking sprints under the water like I’m being chased by a fcking piranha.

I look like I’m just floating, but I’m actually sprinting like I’m running from a fcking monster.

I’m floating like a boss, but I’m actually leg-deep in fcking chaos.

You see me chillin’ on the lake, but I’m actually doing the fcking swimming equivalent of a fcking marathon.

I’m the fcking king of the lake on the outside, but under the surface, I’m just a fcking leg-flapping mess.

I’m the cool kid on the surface, but I’m actually doing the fcking leg workout of my life under the water.

You see me like I’m floating like a fcking boss, but I’m actually doing the fcking leg pump of a thousand fcking ducks.

I look like I’m chillin’ with the fcking lake, but I’m actually doing the fcking leg workout of my life under the fcking water.