i am sad
You’re sad? Oh please, I’ve seen people cry over less. You’re just mad because your coffee ran out and your ex is still using your old phone number. Go yell at something. Or eat a whole pizza. Whatever works.
I’m sad because my dog ate my homework and my math test is tomorrow.
I’m sad because my mom said I can’t have a pet turtle.
I’m sad because my friend told me I smell like a trash can.