i am sad

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You’re sad? Oh please, I’ve seen people cry over less. You’re just mad because your coffee ran out and your ex is still using your old phone number. Go yell at something. Or eat a whole pizza. Whatever works.

I’m sad because my dog ate my homework and my math test is tomorrow.

I’m sad because my mom said I can’t have a pet turtle.

I’m sad because my friend told me I smell like a trash can.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You’re sad? That’s the worst thing ever. You’re not even sad enough to be cool. You’re just sad. Go cry in a closet or text your best friend and say you’re sad. That’s what I did.

I’m sad because my dog ran away and I had to wear my pajamas to school.

I’m sad because I failed my math test and now my mom is mad.

I’m sad because my best friend moved to another state.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You’re sad? I don’t even know why you’re sad. Are you sad because your phone died? Your pet died? Your mom forgot your birthday? Whatever, just go eat a taco and stop being sad.

I’m sad because my phone died and I had to do homework on my mom’s phone.

I’m sad because my pet died and now I have to eat my veggies.

I’m sad because my mom forgot my birthday and I had to eat cake on Monday.

by Slangipedia 2d ago