I Am Rich
A fancy iPhone app that costs almost a thousand bucks just to show a red ruby and some stupid text that says you're rich and you deserve it, even though you're not.
I paid a thousand bucks for a app that shows a ruby and says I'm rich. I'm not. I'm broke. And I hate it.
My dad bought 'I Am Rich' just to feel important. He's not. He's a fool.
I spent my last dollar on an app that shows a ruby and says I'm rich. I'm not. I'm stupid.