I Am Rich

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A fancy iPhone app that costs almost a thousand bucks just to show a red ruby and some stupid text that says you're rich and you deserve it, even though you're not.
I paid a thousand bucks for a app that shows a ruby and says I'm rich. I'm not. I'm broke. And I hate it.
My dad bought 'I Am Rich' just to feel important. He's not. He's a fool.
I spent my last dollar on an app that shows a ruby and says I'm rich. I'm not. I'm stupid.
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A stupid app that costs a ton of money just to show a ruby and say you're rich, even though you're probably broke and living in a trash can.
I bought 'I Am Rich' because I thought it was cool. Now I'm broke and living in a trash can. It wasn’t cool.
My mom paid for 'I Am Rich' so she could feel rich. She’s not. She’s a loser.
This app cost me $1000 and all it does is show a ruby and say I'm rich. I’m not. I’m a waste of money.
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A stupid, expensive app that shows a ruby and says you're rich, even though you're probably broke and don’t know what you're doing.
I paid $1000 for an app that shows a ruby and says I'm rich. I’m not. I’m a moron.
My brother bought 'I Am Rich' and now he’s broke and doesn’t know what he did.
I got 'I Am Rich' for my birthday. It’s stupid. I’m not rich. I’m a waste of money.
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