I am not a financial advisor
A fraud who uses the phrase ‘I am not a financial advisor’ like it’s a magic spell to get out of paying you back when they rip you off. They know nothing but they still talk like they’re the king of the stock market.
I’m not a financial advisor, but I’m definitely the king of the stock market. #DiamondHands
I said I wasn’t a financial advisor. You’re the one who believed me.
I’m not a financial advisor, but I’m gonna take your money and run.