I am not a financial advisor

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A fake financial guru who says they aren't a financial advisor so they don't have to take blame when they mess up. They probably failed math in school and think Bitcoin is just a new type of soda.

#ToTheMoon #Stonks #DiamondHands #NoMoreDips

I'm not a financial advisor, but I know you're gonna lose all your money.

I’m just here to say #HODL and then disappear for six months.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A brainless kid on social media who thinks they're a financial advisor even though they don't know what a stock is. They say they aren't one so they can blame you for losing money.

All posts are opinions. I swear I didn’t say you should buy Dogecoin.

I’m not a financial advisor, but I’m 100% sure this coin is gonna go to the moon.

Don’t take my advice. I’m not a financial advisor. I’m just a guy with a bad haircut and a TikTok.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A fraud who uses the phrase ‘I am not a financial advisor’ like it’s a magic spell to get out of paying you back when they rip you off. They know nothing but they still talk like they’re the king of the stock market.

I’m not a financial advisor, but I’m definitely the king of the stock market. #DiamondHands

I said I wasn’t a financial advisor. You’re the one who believed me.

I’m not a financial advisor, but I’m gonna take your money and run.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A guy who posts on Twitter every day about stocks and cryptos but doesn’t know the difference between a dip and a dive. He says he’s not a financial advisor so no one can sue him for being wrong.

#BuyTheDip #HODL #DoNotSell #IamNotAFinancialAdvisor

I’m not a financial advisor, but I’m a financial disaster.

I post about stocks every day, but I don’t know what a stock is.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A person who thinks they're smart because they posted a video about a stock. They say they’re not a financial advisor, but they still sell you a $1000 course so you can watch them fail again.

I’m not a financial advisor, but I’ve got a $1000 course for you. #Stonks

You can find me on social media selling you courses I don’t know how to use.

I’m not a financial advisor. I’m a guy who sold you a $1000 course.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A lazy kid who just wants to be rich without working. They post about stocks, cryptos, and memes, and then disappear when everything crashes. They say they’re not a financial advisor so they don’t have to take blame.

#ToTheMoon #IamNotAFinancialAdvisor #Don’tBlameMe

I’m not a financial advisor. I’m just here to say #HODL and run.

I’m not a financial advisor, but I’m definitely going to fail.

by Slangipedia 11d ago