i am loco - I’m so messed up I could fight a dragon with a toothpick and

I’m so messed up I could fight a dragon with a toothpick and win.

I Am Loco. I texted my ex at 2 AM and then cried.

I Am Loco. I tried to cook dinner and set the kitchen on fire.

I Am Loco. I dressed up as a chicken for a Zoom meeting.

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